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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 02:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Astronauts Reveal The Shocking Beauty of Lightning From Space - ScienceAlert

So they tried

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Discover Why These 2025 Milky Way Photos Are Shaking the Astrophotography World - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Doctors warn against eating popular food if you're on Ozempic that could cause very unpleasant side effect - LADbible

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

mRNA, once lauded as a scientific marvel, is now a government target - statnews.com

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

What do you think hell is like?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do men want to suck dick?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Celebrity hairstylist Jesus Guerrero died of pneumonia and fungal infection, likely complications from AIDS - NBC News

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Precision Spectroscopy Reaffirms Gap Between Theory and Experiment - American Physical Society