What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 02:33

No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
What do you think hell is like?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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