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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:35
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Nutritionists Rank The Best (And Worst) Packaged Deli Meats For Your Health - HuffPost
Nuts and Butts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Next, they tried...
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors